Missing Member Notice - AMBER ALERT

by **HOG_Luvz2drv** on Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:36 pm

Please note the missing member SHOTGUNELVIS was last seen being driven off my a black van,

Witnesses noticed they where able to pull the wool over his eyes before forcing him into the van.

Police are working on all leads and are on the look out for a van of goats.

If you have any information please post it here so we can track this AMBER ALERT.

by **[NBK]Rattman** on Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:52 pm

I seen him on MSN today...he was herding goats

by **HOG_Erkytrky** on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:55 am

You may have thought he was herding goats but we have received reports indicating he has in fact been captured by a renegade militant goat faction. In fact, he may have been fleeing said goats. We are all hoping he does not develop Stockholm syndrome and decide he wants to allow the goats to run his life.

by **HOG_E-Monster** on Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:51 pm

Stolkholm???? I thought he went to Arizona....I heard he he is running an underground booze market on the reservations down there.

by **ShotGunElvis** on Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:50 am

I'm right here standing right behind you, hahahaahahhahahahahahah hohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh

by **HOG_Demaun** on Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:31 pm

Local police have warned residents and motorists to be on the lookout for shotgunelvis lookalikes, as several have been caught and are currently detained under federal identity theft charges.